Oh, man… If I say something lascivious to Tim he gets giddy like a school kid....– Matt Bomer [x] (via uninhabited-paradise)
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ttinycourageous replied to your post: Darren Criss and Adam Levine are hanging from a cliff. neither have the ability to fly. which do you save? XD MY POOR ADAM! ö maybe i could save him instead? (and then when they feel the need to show their gratitude by sleeping with us we can swap? *cough*) wait wait wait… do you mean to say that you wouldn’t want to sleep with Adam Fuck me Twice...
Can We just imagine JARVIS Meeting Captain America...
Tony: So anyway I was thinking, Jesus where did I put that scotch?
Jarvis: The Drink you desire, sir, is two feet to your left beneath the paper.
Steve: OHCHRIST! Is that god?
Thor: AllFather? Is that you?
Steve: IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
Thor: What is this sorcery?! LOKI!
Steve: WHY IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it
ttinycourageous asked: Darren Criss and Adam Levine are hanging from a cliff. neither have the ability to fly. which do you save? XD