Life and other intricate craziness: Archive

we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

 omg earthquake!!!! 
 ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
 rip mommy u were a good bitch 
 flood is coming!!
 omg water is in my house
 nO NOT MY COMPUter
 it's ok i have service on my phone guys
 OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
 aw a fireman is here
 he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
 i ship it omg
 otp; i know how to save a life
 whoa the earth is like breaking open
 byE

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Random attractive person: Do you like Harry Potter?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?

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How to be heterosexual: Jude Law and Robert Downey...

bilboswagginsofswagend: shirlock: 1. Ignore everyone else on a talk show in order to whisper into your heterosexual friend’s ear. 2. Stare at them. 3. Never too much staring 4. Snuggle. 5. Call each other and tell them you miss them See also: Describe your relationship as a “love affair” Why Bromance? Why not just Romance? Telling your mate that he’s the “only person I love...

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“Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and...”

– Leo Tolstoy (via musingsinfemininity)

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“It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.”

– Betty Friedan (via girlwithoutwings)

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adamusprime: why do we call it germany when the people who actually live there call it deutschland how did that come about “hallo, welcome to deutschland” “no deutschland is a lame name we’re gonna call you germany” “but that’s not what we—” “fuck you”

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EDWARD CULLEN...

lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

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Dear Kurt

princessblaine: A letter to Kurt, from Blaine. Written shortly before Kurt leaves for New York, but only being read once he’s already there. Read More

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